for the trained terminix professional only
it’s time to reveal some of the bug business’s trade secrets (i hope i don’t get into trouble revealing these). here’s a couple of important things they teach you at bug-killing training:
don’t pour pesticides on your hands, or anywhere else on your skin.
don’t keep your chemicals in the same compartment with your lunch.
don’t keep your lunch in the same compartment with your chemicals.
even when you think it’s safe, check for (doggy) landmines in every yard.
don’t store the clothing and gear designed to keep you safe from chemicals in the same compartment that you store your chemicals.
don’t use your mouth to syphon pesticide chemicals through a hose.
don’t try to rob a house that is being fumigated without a self contained breathing apparatus.
when attempting to commit suicide by ingesting pesticide chemicals, make sure that the poison is strong enough to kill you, not just strong enough to leave you suffering with a life-long case of the runs.
there you have it folks. just a few more reasons that terminix is #1 worldwide in the pest control business.
